this is art
I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD
oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh
This came into work today. I shortlisted it and displayed it on my cafe counter.
The back said something like “He is into BDSM. (Batman, Dragons, Star Wars, and Magic the Gathering).”
The first paragraph starts like this:“I growl with frustration at my reflection in the mirror. My hair is fifty shades of messed up. Why is it so kinky and out of control? I need to stop sleeping with it wet. As I brush my long brown hair, the girl in the mirror brown eyes too big for her, stares back at me. Wait… my eyes are blue! It dawns on me that I haven’t been looking in the mirror—I’ve been staring at a poster of Kirsten Stewart for the past five minutes. My own hair is fine.”
my own hair is fine
oh my god where can i buy this
i deserve to be made out with and touched inappropriately right now goddammit
'Dad's on a hunting trip, and he hasn't been home in a few days'
cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000
My favorite is when he head-butts his own tail.
Sometimes you just wanna draw the characters from Frozen being lovable dorks, you know?
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape!
That little girl is going places
jennifer lawrence could literally cut off all her hair, wrap herself in a garbage bag, and roll herself down the red carpet and she’d still be the queen
i had posted this last year and i think she took my advice too literally