"You’re 6’4", 240-pound Marine, and you’re injured, and you need a Marine next to you to carry you back to safety, and the Marine next to you is a 5’4" woman who weighs 115 pounds,"
in before “well most women can’t do that” because NEWS FLASH most men can’t either, that’s why it’s a highly specialized career that requires a lot of devoted training
I’M SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE THING THAT WE DID IN MOVEMENT TODAY THAT MADE ME CRY A LOT BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID OF BEING THAT HIGH UP OFF THE GROUND OMFG YOU GUYS THIS IS THE THING
it would be a lot easier for both of them if the guy relaxed completely and just let her support his weight
Based on the ‘original dialogue’ of the crypt scene in 8x17 but set when Dean and Cas reunite in season 9
These facts sound crazy, but they’re actually true.
Ok but lobsters are immortal?
Functionally immortal, But as with everything inherent in the universe far from invulnerable. A rather cruel trade off
You’re functionally immortal but trade off is your flesh is delicious.
the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.
if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person
who’s got weak junk now.
biggest plot twist
this makes me sad i’m calling them squigglets
Wheres all the Smaug toys people? He is so so beautiful I want Smaug everything!
i thought everyone knew about nerdy nummies. don’t just watch that video, watch all of them. ro makes the most badass treats ever and she’s so blessed sweet and cute.
hE’s eVEN GOT SANTA FOOLED
The five Bennet girls risk a life of poverty if they do not marry in a timely fashion. Even scenes that appear steeped in romance make this reality evident.
"In the scene when Bingley asks Jane to marry him, for instance, Jane appears bubbly with anticipation. But there is a sense of waiting, of Jane not being able to move, to speak, in that scene. She is so powerless, waiting for her future. It’s heartbreaking.”
(Joe Wright, Director)
Oh the universe out there is frightful
But starfleet is so delightful
And since there’s millions of aliens to know
boldly go, boldly go, boldly go.
i DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T THIS
Because of the cat’s expression & desperation to be petted?
talk about christmas on a budget
RISE AND SHINE, FANDOM!!!